Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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