Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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