u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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