Pappa wants mamma naked
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
