So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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