he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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