i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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