so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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