We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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