I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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