But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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