She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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