Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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