I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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