Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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