I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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