I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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