its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
