I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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