I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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