Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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