i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we're making bets on your personal life
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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