drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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