oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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