So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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