I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My ATM looks so different sober.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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