Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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