There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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