How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he had hair everywhere except his balls
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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