I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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