she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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