honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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