can u get pink eye on your cock?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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