Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We named our party play list daddy issues
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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