Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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