I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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