So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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