I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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