super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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