This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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