I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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