but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm always down for nudity.
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