Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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