so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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