A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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