You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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