escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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