Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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