Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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