Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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