how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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